Welcome to The Urban Legion!
This site is dedicated to making the world a funnier place. Here you’ll find info about the conspiracy spoof The Urban Legion, book 2 of the trilogy Bikini Cowgirls of the Urban Legion, and the author, Dave Agans. Don’t take him seriously.
The Legionnaire blog page publishes updates about the Urban Legion trilogy, and short articles exposing new, almost-plausible conspiracies–like most conspiracy sites, everything here is guaranteed to be fake news, but in our case, it’s just for fun. Don’t take it seriously.
The Yucks-Files are dedicated to finding funny fiction hidden in stacks labeled “mystery” or “thriller” or “sci-fi” or anything other than humor. Check out the descriptions and reviews, and read the books. And don’t take them seriously.
The Contact Us page gives you a way to get in touch. We’d love to hear your recommendations for funny books to review or humorous urban legends or conspiracies you’ve heard about.
At the bottom of every page is a link to read The Urban Legion, and a sign-up to get occasional emails on new Urban Legion developments and Yucks-Files book reviews.
“Hilarious and very entertaining…a great ride on the mental merry-go-round” — Ben Franklin Awards
Men in Black for tin-foil hats.
A stranger (who claims to be an urban legend survivor) plunges granola mom Lynn Grady into a high-tech underground war with the evil Corporation. As she fights armed French waiters, corrupt golfers, taser-packing car salesmen, and her sold-out grunge-star ex-husband, Lynn discovers the sinister forces behind everyday annoyances.
The Urban Legion puts a new spin on conspiracies and urban legends. Food courts and airport restrooms will never be the same.
Fans of Christopher Moore, Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Buckley, Kurt Vonnegut, Dave Barry, and even Douglas Adams will enjoy the twisted humor and delightfully plausible revelations.
“Wait, did you just debunk mimes?!” — Peggy McFarland, author, The Red Door and other stories
Cowgirls. Bikinis. Murderous media conspiracy. What could go wrong?
Bikini Cowgirls of the Urban Legion, book 2 of the Urban Legion trilogy, is now available for e-book pre-order on Amazon, to be delivered on October 28th, 2020. To encourage a big launch, the book is priced at only 99 cents for pre-order and will return to the regular price of $2.99 on November 1st. So order your (almost) free copy now! (It’ll be completely free for Amazon Prime members on the 28th. The paperback version will also be available for purchase on the 28th.)
After Meg Brecker’s scuba-diving boyfriend is scooped up by a firefighting plane, she returns incognito to investigate the crime scene. Spear-gun-wielding dolphins attack; Meg escapes and collapses on a Galveston beach. So much for going incognito—she wakes up surrounded by the cast of the Next Bikini Cowgirl reality show, which launches her and the cowgirls into the viral stratosphere. Meg links the show to her boyfriend’s demise and joins as a contestant to find the motive. As she pits her cowgirl skills against talented rivals, can she avoid her own demise and uncover the nefarious Bikini Cowgirl plot before it reaches its must-see-TV climax?
Bikini Cowgirls of the Urban Legion envisions hilarious conspiracies behind the news, entertainment media, and not-so-legendary urban legends. You’ll even learn the fragile truth about mimes.