19 Jul 2020

The Bad Golf Conspiracy

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Bad golf is not your fault. You might say that a lot, after every terrible shot. Somebody coughed, your grip was wet, you’re hung over. But I’ve uncovered the real reason you can’t break 80. Or even 90. Put on your tin-foil golf hat—it’s a conspiracy. I overheard my country club pro whispering about a secret golf industry consortium that would squeeze more money out of his club members. The group is called BOGEY—Buyers for Optimized Golfer Expense Yield—and I … Read More
11 Mar 2019

New series added to the Yucks-Files

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If you want to find new funny fiction and haven’t checked out The Yucks-Files on this site yet, you should do it. If you have checked it out, you might want to take another look, we’ve added a few new reviews, including the hilarious Liturgical Mysteries series by Mark Schweizer. Especially if you’re a fan of the Bulwer-Lytton contest for hilariously bad (on purpose) fiction.
17 Jul 2016

No Toilet Video Leak, Claims Flush Co

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No Toilet Video Leak, Claims Flush Co JOHNSTOWN, PA—A representative for Lassee Industries, Inc. today denied charges that video from the company’s automatic flush sensors has been obtained by pornographic websites and streamed to their users, as alleged in the satirical novel The Urban Legion. “These accusations are not based on fact,” said Mr. Seymour Bush, Media Relations Officer for the Johnstown-based plumbing controls manufacturer, responding to protests outside corporation headquarters. “There is no way for the video from our … Read More
18 Oct 2015

Book signing at Boston Book Festival, 2-3pm Sat Oct 24

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Dave Agans will be selling and signing copies of The Urban Legion at the NH Writer’s Project booth at the Boston Book Festival on Saturday Oct 24th from 2 to 3 pm. He’ll be easy to spot in his new Urban Legion t-shirt and tin-foil hat. Hmmm, a whole hour—we hope B. Mirthy & Sons sent enough books…  
22 Sep 2015

The Meta Conspiracy

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Are 9/11 Truthers paid to make wacko claims so no one takes the REAL conspiracy seriously? #conspiracy #metaconspiracy #funnyconspiracy #theurbanlegion
5 Apr 2015

Join the fight!

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If the Serious Topics Cartel gets its way, we’ll have nothing to read but tomes like The Non-Illustrated History of Railroad Spikes or Harsh: A Memoir. Fight the forces of gravity by joining the Urban Legion here or liking The Urban Legion page on Facebook. You’ll enjoy the latest plausibly absurd conspiracies, news about the Urban Legion trilogy, and offers and giveaways for sharing the fun. Don’t worry, you won’t be required to reply when someone flashes the secret hand signal … Read More