Bad golf is not your fault. You might say that a lot, after every terrible shot. Somebody coughed, your grip was wet, you’re hung over. But I’ve uncovered the real reason you can’t break 80. Or even 90. Put on your tin-foil golf hat—it’s a conspiracy. I overheard my country club pro whispering about a secret golf industry consortium that would squeeze more money out of his club members. The group is called BOGEY—Buyers for Optimized Golfer Expense Yield—and I … Read More
If you want to find new funny fiction and haven’t checked out The Yucks-Files on this site yet, you should do it. If you have checked it out, you might want to take another look, we’ve added a few new reviews, including the hilarious Liturgical Mysteries series by Mark Schweizer. Especially if you’re a fan of the Bulwer-Lytton contest for hilariously bad (on purpose) fiction.
No Toilet Video Leak, Claims Flush Co JOHNSTOWN, PA—A representative for Lassee Industries, Inc. today denied charges that video from the company’s automatic flush sensors has been obtained by pornographic websites and streamed to their users, as alleged in the satirical novel The Urban Legion. “These accusations are not based on fact,” said Mr. Seymour Bush, Media Relations Officer for the Johnstown-based plumbing controls manufacturer, responding to protests outside corporation headquarters. “There is no way for the video from our … Read More
If the Serious Topics Cartel gets its way, we’ll have nothing to read but tomes like The Non-Illustrated History of Railroad Spikes or Harsh: A Memoir. Fight the forces of gravity by joining the Urban Legion here or liking The Urban Legion page on Facebook. You’ll enjoy the latest plausibly absurd conspiracies, news about the Urban Legion trilogy, and offers and giveaways for sharing the fun. Don’t worry, you won’t be required to reply when someone flashes the secret hand signal … Read More